April 1 brings interesting and dubious news items to light, and this newsletter preserves them for posterity. Say hello, posterity! You may want to try to forget these:
— Darth Vader is officially registered as a candidate for President of the Ukraine:
— American Eagle is “launching” an “American Beagle” line of sportswear:
— Publicis will make scented rain available to major brands:
Now, if you believed all of these, we have a bridge-related real estate transaction to discuss:
The lawyerly take-away: don’t believe everything you read on the Interwebs, or anywhere else, especially items generated for publication on April 1st.