April 1 brings interesting and dubious news items to light, and this newsletter preserves them for posterity. Say hello, posterity! You may want to try to forget these:

— Darth Vader is officially registered as a candidate for President of the Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9h4VA3bc-8

— American Eagle is “launching” an “American Beagle” line of sportswear:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sapna/american-eagle-creates-american-beagle-outfitters-line-with

— Publicis will make scented rain available to major brands:

http://vimeo.com/90178557

Now, if you believed all of these, we have a bridge-related real estate transaction to discuss:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_a_Quitclaim_deed_give_you_ownership_of_the_property

The lawyerly take-away: don’t believe everything you read on the Interwebs, or anywhere else, especially items generated for publication on April 1^st.