April 1 brings interesting and dubious news items to light, and this newsletter preserves them for posterity. Say hello, posterity! You may want to try to forget these:
— Darth Vader is officially registered as a candidate for President of the Ukraine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9h4VA3bc-8
— American Eagle is “launching” an “American Beagle” line of sportswear:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sapna/american-eagle-creates-american-beagle-outfitters-line-with
— Publicis will make scented rain available to major brands:
Now, if you believed all of these, we have a bridge-related real estate transaction to discuss:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_a_Quitclaim_deed_give_you_ownership_of_the_property
The lawyerly take-away: don’t believe everything you read on the Interwebs, or anywhere else, especially items generated for publication on April 1st.